We need a transparency revolution. There should be no power without accountability, and true accountability requires transparency.

Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

Boris Johnson will happily hang the last civil servant out to dry before he takes responsibility or does the right thing. Fresh from throwing junior staff under the bus, he’s plotting to sacrifice his henchman to save his own skin. Rotten to the core. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

at least this gif now exists

If Zak Crawley doesn't make 30 in the second innings, he will become the first opener in Test history to make fewer than 3000 Test runs from his first 100 innings at the top of the order. SEN Cricket SEN 1116 #Ashes

It looks like, based on these criteria, I'm in an abusive relationship with my own government.

Poor Will can’t catch a break 😩

I just figured out that Will's coming-out scene was longer than Vecna and the Mind Flayer getting smoked by the gang. I’M CRYING LMAO! 😭 #StrangerThings5

Absolute fraud #bwfc

English cricket fans could be getting their revenge, following their Ashes tour loss. The Barmy Army spent so much this summer that they're being blamed for nudging up inflation, leading to a possible interest rate rise. Chris Reason

Hands up. This Tweet is not ageing well.

Steve Smith entering Sri Lanka for World Cup

👀The Electoral Commission give Democracy Volunteers access to polling stations at election time. Only they and the police can go inside. They’ve just issued this report about “family voting” in Gorton and Denton: Democracy Volunteers deployed four accredited election observers

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You know we never turn up to the 90th minute #ShithouseFC #bwfc

Absolute Cinema #bwfc

🚨 NEW: The Independent's Political Editor, David Maddox, has published messages showing No 10 was told last September that Peter Mandelson may have failed security vetting

“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.” Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.

Super John McGinlay has just won two tickets to the McGinlay’s Suite in the raffle. Well done, John! 😂 #bwfc

Listening to Peter Mandelson in Great Hall. Excellent value as ever...