I'm building an ark and it is leaving the shores of #Chiswick by nightfall. #bankholidayrain

...but not before I've drunk Tamp Coffee out of espresso. Chiswick's highest grade crack* and it'll be a long night. *caffeine

I live, work, eat, drink, sleep, walk, run and drive around #Chiswick and know all its little secrets. This is your guide...

Best #Chiswick joint eaten in recently is vinoteca djr for no-nonsense cookery and banging wines. But a snooze fest at lunch.

Worst #chiswick meal of last few months (aside from some god awful pub 'grub', more of that to come...) goes to @BillsRestaurant

Didn't leave that temple of corporate blandness a tip either. Did give the waiter my card.

@barrysbootcamp_ @BillsRestaurant I've waited less time in A&E

Wouldn't blame them. Best thing there was the toast. x.com/winkworth_w4/s…

If there's a better cup of #coffee in #Chiswick than Tamp Coffee then I haven't found it.

Woof. x.com/sipsmith/statu…

Best. Coffee. Top work girl. x.com/tampcoffee/sta…

High octane pushchair rally in Hack & Veldt Delicatessen ... why do I always come here when hungover?