When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz

Vais preso pelo que fizeste à Betty

me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”

Finally listened to The Life of a Showgirl..

Ler A Morte de Ricardo Reis e do nada aparecer o Saramago a comer o Fernando Pessoa na mesa sei lá nunca li o livro

i wish i could be unbothered but i will genuinely always gaf

Last week the current prince of the Ottoman royal family got married to another man

Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 Always relevant

in america...when you get invited to a gay man's apartment they force you to watch music videos

French wine, for sure! 🇫🇷

me if my family catches me mid suicide attempt

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was