this man really just said he’d rather be single than have a girlfriend that keeps him from working out. i’m both very concerned and also impressed

That was nasty #clapped

I wish I could put a piece of tape over someone’s face in real life like I can on these zoom calls

This is accurate

Folgers coffee taste like somebody brewed cigarette ashes

What is a tiger king and who the heck is this carrot basket lady

I miss my Brazilian coffee connoisseur💛

La Croix is like Mormon soda

There’s not a set time for success ⬇️

The only thing life teaching me rn is that I can really do all this on my own .

Do you put Ketchup in the fridge???

Hoodies are gone gone gonnneeeeee! 💪🏻

Anyone fancy a #ZombiesChronicle livestream? 😏

It's Exams time, DON'T PANIC! youtu.be/JUSQ5yQvWe8 via YouTube

Zombie Gobblegum thought.. If you don't have the BO3 DLC's downloaded do you still unlock Gobblegums that came with that DLC?

Or does it work out smarter to delete the DLC's then you have more chances to get Perkaholics when spinning in Montys Factory?

📦 📦 📦 Wasn't expecting Big Box! Big Box turned out to be SO DOPE! The BIGGEST SWAG PACKAGE I've ever been sent! youtu.be/yG5H4JAI3gc?a

Yess Rawr! 🤙💙 Notification Squad! x.com/essrawr/status…

Nearly on 50k Likes on the New Tom Facebook Page! Go drop a Like if you havent! <3 facebook.com/LifeOfTom

GOML 😎🐲