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Billy Butcher before Homelander ruined his life...

Under new management: Sky Sports Pool table Carling £4:20 John Smiths £3:80 2 cocktails from £10

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Rosenior 100% did all of his coaching courses on BBC Bitesize

“why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar?!” my pov at the bar:

Thank you for all the birthday wishes

“marcus taverni-“

Dick Van Dyke turned 100 years old a few months ago and is no longer allowed to play with LEGOs.

"Tough one, I think I'd have to say... the best of the Bible"

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

When you wake up hangover AF and realize the big 3 made it back home safely!

Sé que "Michael" es una película pero debería tener un poco más de rigor histórico. Es imposible que con esa edad conociera a Robbie Williams.

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You Are Not On Loan

Some poor kid in Mexico is about to blow the last of his pocket money on a tiny picture of Grant Hanley.

MATFEN HALL EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe had the rare roast beef sandwich while Jason Tindall opted for the fillet steak ciabatta. It's understood the managerial duo also shared a charcuterie board less than two hours later. More to follow.

how would a xenomorph wear a hat

I hate my Job But it pays for Beers And I need Beers Because I hate my Job