I don't think I've ever been glowered at so hard as the day I helpfully suggested they should market a plastic dug shite behind the counter as The Greatest Toley Ever Sold.

The same username at Jeff Lynne’s gaff, if I ever remember to use it.

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I know bugger all about gambling and I still know 5-2 is not odds-on.

My thoughts today are with everyone out there selling mead against the current of two hundred years of public opinion x

Predictably, the story doesn’t actually say any of this. Must be a free speech thing.

Woofy the dog flashback.

Is everyone unable to report posts on here now, or is it just buggered for me?

The UK’s first safer drug consumption facility, known as 'The Thistle', will open in Glasgow on Mon 13 January. Based at the Hunter Street Health & Care Centre, it will operate daily from 9am - 9pm, 365 days of the year. Cllr Allan Casey shows us inside the new facility below👇

Raging to miss out on a chance to share vol-au-vents with *squints* Viktor Orban, you would have to imagine.

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A survey has found that the RAC will believe any old pish as long as you are holding car keys when you say it.

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An agent has a message about your assassination. Reply STOP to stop receiving texts from MI6. Hi, I'll be arriving soon. Please secure pets if you have them and turn on a light if it's dark. Thanks!

The song we sing about our dog’s bumhole made that Bond bit quite unwatchable. #Oscars

Scott Wortley You're laughing, but she was married to the British PM.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know he even had a phone.

I liked all the pictures you shared w/me. My favorite was the graffiti in Glasgow or the coffee cans w/strange labels.