can i just get some normal ads man wtf is this

chinese gap relationship

i feel pretty today <3

Change it bruh I don’t like the way this song talks about women

please wish me luck today i have to go to work even though i am sooo sleepy and hot and funny

i'll left click on you and drag you to the recycle bin. don't piss me off

you’re gonna need two hands grandma

Osama Binlockedin

Hi and are you gonna end up hurting me

I went on an afternoon tea date with 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗 🎀 and she took these cute photos of me 🥹

good news! they’re taking you out back. old yeller style

my first attempt at a banana foam matcha latte 😪

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

just got the results back from my doctor. they diagnosed me for being too goated

deleting dating apps to meet someone the ole fashioned way...tweeting really good

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

happy to say i’m now a proud owner of cowboy boots yeehaw baby

trying to take Squilly on a walk for the first time lmao

God forbid I love vietnamesely 🙄