i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.

I blame Duterte for all these. He sold our sovereignty to his bosses in China. I hope and pray that he gets punished for the dastardly deeds and irrepairable damage that he has done. And here's hoping he would tag along his equally despicable daughter along with him to hell.

“this does not help your cause” - guy who hates you and your cause

Hui kempeni pa salary increase naman kayo dyan beke nemen

Buti na lang pala nag-inarte ako sa pananamit today, may client meeting nga pala HAHA

I am a UP alumnus and no one believes you're a UP alumnus lol

Tawang tawa ako only Maja can pull this off 💀

David Archuleta’s Mom left the church (Mormons) and this is what she said.

Because my cousin was at Columbine, every class I taught got a version of Homeland Security’s Active Shooter training. I love seeing these kids use it to stand for their beliefs.

WTF did they think would happen when we forced kids to learn tactical survival skills??

ayoko na mag-onsite pls wala na akong outfit

Literally what was the point, Jollibee

walang magandang nangyari since bumangon ako I think matulog na lang ulit

This landed on my feed and I'm taking it as a sign na mag-skate this weekend. Gonna continue practicing my jumps lol.

Kinda wild how some members of 'Japan for Dummies' are actually... quite matapobre... and kulang sa self-awareness... with their comments...

Me when I have to develop my own designs because lack of resources and manpower idk (tears not of joy but of confusion)

'How are you?'

'That's a loaded question.'

Overheard In Makati

ang lala ng sakit ng ulo ko these past few weeks ano ba itong nadarama oh shux ito ba'y kamatayan na

Words used to have meaning

I hope it's not too late for breakfastposting haha

May sobrang pita from Mister Kabab sa bahay so ginawa kong breakfast pita sandwich thing. Added lang egg+mayo, hinimay na breakfast sausage and shredded cheese.

Mura, mabilis gawin, masarap, bonus: maybe high in protein?

Teh. Buti na lang lead ka at hindi manager/director, mukhang optional lang for you ang people skills. Walang maaasahan mga tao mo sa 'yo kung sakali.