'Sobrang single niya. Nung nalasing siya, nag drunk call siya sa Globe.'

Overheard In Makati

'Bihira ako magka crush so actually he should consider himself lucky.'

Overheard In QC

'Uwi na tayo, naka 10,000 na tayo!'

'Pesos? Steps?'

'Maybe both!'

Overheard In Makati

'When I was working abroad sometimes I'd get splashed by a bus. You need to experience that. That's real life.'

Overheard In San Juan

'Sayang yung photo natin, may tao sa likod!'

'Tell Kate Middleton to edit it.'

Overheard In Manila

'I don't care if you're a they or a them, I care about you getting better grades.'

Overheard In Hong Kong

'There is nothing hotter than a big man with ADHD.'

Overheard In Manila

'Alam mo yung 'I'll peel oranges for you'? O tapos? Pinaghimayan ka ba ng alimasag? Do they shuck oysters for you?'

Overheard In Manila

'So ninakawan kami and kailangan namin tumawag ng pulis, but I'm a glass half full kinda girl, so I thought, 'Lord, nanakawan na nga ako dapat pogi ang pulis.''

Overheard In BGC

'Sis, confidential tong chika ha.'

'Eh bat alam ko na?'

Overheard In Poblacion

'If you don't understand, just say it's contemporary.'

Overheard At Art Fair

'Hindi na gagana yung intervention, exorcism na yung kailangan niya.'

Overheard In QC

'Manila is a third world city in first world drag.'

Overheard In Manila

'I just want to be invited. To a birthday party! Or an orgy.'

Overheard In Makati

'Hindi ka yayakapin ng Bottega mo sa gabi.'

Overheard In Makati

'Don't date someone too beautiful. Date someone who looks like your cousins.'

Overheard In Makati

'Mommy's so mean to me!'

'Mommy's mean to a lot of people!'

Overheard In San Juan

'I'd rather meet a murderer than an artist.'

Overheard In QC

'I think I want a baby so there's someone as hot as me.'

Overheard In Makati

'Wag nyo sabihin kay Father na masarap dito, ako na naman magbabayad.'

Overheard In San Juan