Look at you, in your 30s, twisting knobs on a pedal, trying to make the perfect sound. The perfect sound is a baby’s laughter. What you need is a child.

we must Mike Wazowski the sphere

Thank god this activation code went to me and not Lin Manuel Miranda

Did I tell you I got a VIP passport that can take me ANYWHERE in the world for free? Uh-huh. It’s called a library card. Get yours today.

Giving FLOWER MOON an extra half-star for De Niro pulling up to the house in an old jalopy with a horn that goes “AWOOOGAH”

every episode of Black Mirror:

It's too big

it’s been several days and i still can’t believe they made morbius for women

Maybe Bradley Cooper just…wants to be in a band?

The Killer (2023)

my aunt said she was thankful for the best family in the world and I said “when are they coming?” and it MURDERED

wow this flight was so good i want to get a credit card from this plane

This blows my mind. I always, always thought it was a bold shot from behind.

I’m an Alex Garland guy but this looks like God’s Not Dead for liberals

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

Shoutout to Maurice for no particular reason

the only oa sis i care about