Stick to football, Herschel! ✌️

Las Vegas - Security at a Downtown resort responding on a noise complaint - hotel guest reporting strange noises coming from a neighboring room - caller says it sounds like “a whole lot of sinning taking place”

DAMIAN LILLARD. that's the tweet.

Fatality.💀

New Year wishes: Never Trump. Victory for Ukraine. Freedom for Iran.

Las Vegas - Casino Security responding to a downtown parking garage - surveillance watching a male urinate on multiple vehicles in the garage - male is now falling asleep standing up

Las Vegas - Casino Security Broadcast - Info Only in the Downtown Area - report of a subject pushing a baby stroller with a live rooster in it - Info broadcasted in case subject tries to enter a resort

Non-Covid Illness is the new Tendinopathy.

Please be nice to George Santos today. His mom died again this morning.

Probably shouldn’t let New Year’s Day go by without recognizing the 54-year anniversary of the Celtics’ Jim Barnes getting thrown 50 feet into a fence by a jet engine blast. Barnes would miss the next nine games. January 1, 1969.

A block of House Republicans should get together with Democrats to pick a speaker to run a coalition government, which will moderate the House and marginalize the extremists.

Football is a brotherhood. But today, I want my brothers from the bay to have an off day. 😂 #Seahawks #Playoffs #Football #12s (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Report of a naked male running around a parking lot Has a white blanket wrapped around him No weapons seen

To every evil asshole Republican out there comparing the brutal murder of Tyre Nichols to the death of domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt, I would like to say the following - Fuck you.

Special thanks to the Portland Trailblazers. The organization is full of special and amazing people. I will always cherish my time there. Was short but relationships that I’ll have for a lifetime ❤️🖤

Mr Damian Lillard of Portland Trail Blazers is the best professional superstar I’ve seen in major pro sports in a long time. It used to be just the @nba now im saying across the board as well as being the sport number one formidable MC 👊🏿

Las Vegas - Casino Security near Main/Fremont out with an unattended child - young child was dropped off at the security booth while security officer wasn't looking - parents took off to gamble - parents now located at the craps pit

Meanwhile, on The Strip…

Bro this might be the hardest rookie picture of all time

Thank you to everyone for your support and love! I have so many messages coming in that I can't respond...also don't want to spill my champagne 😜 #Teamstormy merch/autograph orders are pouring in, too! Thank you for that as well but allow a few extra days for shipment.