New tour date: Burbank, CA Oct. 10 Flappers Comedy Club Special guest: Blair Socci ! Tickets: flapperscomedy.com/shows/todd-bar…

The HYSTERICAL Todd Barry performs at The Grand on Friday, Sept. 20. You've seen him on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan and Late Night with Seth Meyers, now catch him on the baby grand stage. Tickets on sale now. #netde #wilmingtonde #delaware #visitde #InWilmDE

Well well well...no Singapore Airlines First Class lounge at the Casper, WY airport.

Autograph their neck pillow.

Wow. Trader Joe's sells an apple named after the feeling that radiates from Colin Quinn whenever he watches me on stage.

I'm Oasis's drummer.

I had a blast talking to Pete. A BLAST!

A lot of people think I sell more tickets than Taylor Swift on the road. Not true. She sells WAY more tickets.

I think a tight 45 from me would set the table nicely for you guys.

Chesire, CT You heard me. Chesire, CT Nov 15 CounterWeightBrewing Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-com…

There should be a dating site for people who claim they were thrown out of a comedy club for "laughing."

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Even though it's up to me, I'll let them decide.

It's VERY likely I will be cast as the lead.

I didn't put my five years as a pediatric endocrinologist on my resume.

Late show with Todd Barry just added in Birmingham: joepera.com/shows

None of these complaints for a Todd Barry show.

The HYSTERICAL Todd Barry performs at The Grand on Friday, Sept. 20. You've seen him on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan and Late Night with Seth Meyers, now catch him on the baby grand stage. Tickets on sale now. #netde #wilmingtonde #delaware #visitde #InWilmDE

Well I guess if you haven't been to a Todd Barry show...

The comic who gets the "world's largest laughs" was just in the "world's largest store." (I just went to Macy's.)