Tommy Fury could not have wanted that deal any less 😂

i motted out dave’s bum hole and then he fluffed

This brought tears to my eyes 🥹❤️

Visitors to the zoo got more than they bargained for…

Came home early from a night out as I had the shits, only to walk in on my mum eating my dad's arsehole. He was hanging off the sofa, legs aloft. Next day my mum tried to brush it off, saying she was looking for a splinter he had from the dinning room chair. Can't wash my brain.

Me and the mrs had a ham and mushroom pizza for tea. Later that night we had anal sex and when washing my knob afterwards I found a massive slice of shitty mushroom under my foreskin. I've never eaten another mushroom since.

Injury causing tackles. Referees and VAR kept quiet on both occasions. Premier League, The FA

Jack Grealish’s now deleted Instagram story.

NYC doesnt actually exist yo i refuse to believe it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

People think I'm scared of going to hospital because of a tragic experience in my past involving a deceased family member. In reality, I was traumatised by an episode of Doctor Who in which a hospital is transported to the moon and an old lady sucks people's blood through a straw

I paid £25 for a shitty lap dance in an Aberdeen strip joint. When I say shitty what I mean is the stripper left a skid mark on my chinos.

fuck it, the new super mario bros movie x.com/OMGitssAshley/…

year since this gem Sion

The winning moment on a magical night 💫 Haverfordwest County AFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | #UECL

never a handball

Once stole 3 pigs from the farm next to halls at Uni, painted numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them before letting them roam the campus, the hunt for pig 3 went on for hours for those looking for it

Almost immediately after sex, if she was on top, my ex would shout "slime trail!" and rub her vag up my belly like it was some sort of cum filled slug. I saw the funny side but it was incredibly unattractive.

uh .. i’m gonna fill my guts up with lager and vaping today