खाते हिंदुस्तान का हैं, गाते पाकिस्तान का हैं! पासपोर्ट भारत का चाहिए लेकिन ख़ुद को भारतीय कहने में शर्म आती है! #NamakharamHurriyat

C is always mine 😂😂😆 #FridayFeeling

I personally love this thing about India: Samne wale ko aukat dikhane me bilkul der nhi lgate 😂😂😂 #baapbaaphotahai #JaiHind

Do you have super strong cravings for electronic gadgets just like a lion craves for meat? 😐

Do you always feel that tomorrow will be a better day than today to do work? 😅

Favourite cricketer and captain? RT the poll! ty #BleedBlue #India

There are three types of ch#tiyas 1. Calculator ko calci bulane waale 2. Laptop ko lappy bulane waale 3. Congratulations ko congo kehne waale

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool, to fool the Fool who thinks they are Fooling you.

*interview* Interviewer : How lucky are u? Me : Sir bed ke paas hi socket hai📱 *Hired*

She: hi He: hey She: I'm not like other girls... I'm diff... He: *Immediately blocks her*

Interviewer: Do you have any kind of phobia ? Me: Thand mei Thande paani se dar lgta hai saab! Interviewer: Dil ki baat krdi BC! You are hired!

*X unblocks after a longtime* . Me:Hi kaisi ho? . She:Achi hoon,Nani ke yaha aayi hun *Chuttiyaa* kaatne. . Me:Kitno ka kaatogi. . *Blocked again*

*on a date* Me- Black coffee for two She- Umm... Mujhe pink wali chahiye Me- Ek hi dedo ye mere saath ni h

*Gets kidnapped in a car* Me~Bhaiya 90k extra maang lena mujhe iPhone lena hai.

Son - i want a dog. *Other countries* Parents- will you take good care of it? *India* Parents- roz kutte ki potty tu saf karega?

In the end, all they really want is just a hello~ To let them know they're on your mind, that you care.

ye auto-walo ko auto chalana kon sikhata h -_-

Interviewer:It says here you're extremely fast at maths,what's 38×17? Me:47 Interviewer:that's not even close. Me:yeah but it was quick..