my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like 👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨 Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive. He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN. INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS. BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

Ladies, I am sad to report, I have fallen. I am making chili while a man screams at football players for trying their best. I know it’s dangerous bc I’m happy??

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

do u ever get ur period and ur like oooohhh that’s why i felt literally insane this week <3 i have connected the dots!

adulting is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return.

My brother supposedly had the “plug” with tv’s and they ended up selling him a McDonald’s screen 🤣🤣🤣

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

23 sza songs on friday... i used to pray for times like this

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

i think i'm losing my mind. i think i'm having an aneurysm. i think i'm going to m8rder a person i don't know.

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"do you remember?" Me:

It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at

When the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce rumors are true