Outlook: You have 1 unread email. Me: I do? Where? Outlook: lol, well that’s the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day!

pro tip: you can take the old salsa that’s been in the lab fridge and pour it into a mug, then add stale tortilla chips to it, crush it all together with a spoon, and eat it like cereal during your 4 PM meeting mumbling between bites “o ya sry i didmt have runch today”

petting and scritching and reassuring Worcestershire Sauce that she’s the only cat in the whole wide world bc i played a video w the sound on of my the love of my life’s cat begging for his food and she’s been on Attack Mode™️ ever since

ITT Technical Institute walked so that boot.dev could run

just booked my appointment to get Old Yellered. not covered by my insurance unfortunately

hispanic food in the south hit DIFFERENT 😤😮‍💨☝🏻👨🏻‍🦳

this isn’t what i imagined when i was put on train duty by the bride

boys will break up with their vacuum cleaners but not their situationships

let’s be büchner funnels with mama

for anyone curious — if you can’t crop out the “x . com” mark they’re adding onto your screenshots for whatever reason, on an iphone you can use the pen tool in photos to cover it with white ink, even if it’s covered by the “done” button!

Carly Rae Jepsen

bbbbut RIN score y-your RNA quality

if she had chat for her undergrad degree she’s too young for you bro

rock bottom paper top scissors vers is this anything

Everybody wants to post their 2016 outfit pic but nobody wants to bring up the clowns

and chinese food is pushing it

an andrew formerly known as prince

well well well

do not april fool me i am hanging on by a thread and i will snap

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