I’m at the doctors and an elderly couple come in so I get up to give them my seat so they can sit together, and she goes “thank you, sorry I’m old and decrepit” and her husband immediately goes “AND gorgeous” omg

I love elderly funny folk. He was taking off his coat and his jumper then said “I best stop stripping now” and she goes “yes everybody will start evacuating but I'll be here” and turns to me and says “getting old is still fun” I hope they have the best day ❤️

Looking back this was so bold of her like your son is a racist drug addict maybe worry about that😭

In 1977, a husband told a court his wife was too strong to control. The judge agreed and granted a divorce. Wangari Maathai lost her family and job. She noticed women walking for firewood and began planting trees. The government arrested and beat her while shutting her office.

gonna be a very controversial take but CANCELLED! is a VERY "girl's girl" song when you dont have someone yelling in your ear about how its "MAGA-coded"

how DARE they not use a real kid smh, these monsters.

I WOULDVE BEEN LESS OF A LOVER AND MORE OF A FRIEND??? WHILE I WAS SCARED OF BEING LEFT YOU WERE SCARED OF BEING SEEN????

yeah we all gotta die

AHHH

Just a little health lesson since people are arguing "cancers not contagious tho"...Cancer itself isn't contagious, but STIs/ STDs are. Some, like HPV, can go undetected and, if left untreated, can lead to cancers like cervical, vulvar, and anal cancer... which is the THREE what

Wait. Whattt???? I have been tipping my grab riders so much all these years, even giving extra as duit raya, you're saying they never got it??? Ya Allah kesian nya

kind of crazy

i actually understand why lwj chose to save him more than the world. like wwx looks sexy as hell when he’s mad bro😩

Not Noah Kahan writing Dashboard as the outside perspective of The Bolter

Those who are curious • 10,000 steps daily • I weight lift 3x-4x & pilates 2x a week •Anti-inflammatory diet, primary focused on whole foods • Last meal at 6pm • In bed at 9pm, alarm at 6am • Live with your best friend who asked you to marry him & solves all your problems

my husband loves taking photos of me and saying “oh this will be SO good for the pre-revenge dead wife montage”

I PROMISE this is a real text I got from one of my closest friends yesterday 😂 I think it’s the new standard everyone needs to use before they call me

This image is so funny cause she could’ve said “I won too” but she chose to be nasty for no reason

D4vd’s brother, via Instagram, appears to call for his brother’s death after what he reportedly did: “All pedophiles and rapists should die. Period.