"MOORS" "CASTILIANS" "MY RELATIVES" "Afonso, you have to be more specific" "MY MOM"

Homeless guy: Charlie Kirk you will die on September 10th 2025 when a bullet flies through your rally and into your neck. Charlie Kirk [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

Filipa Pipiras only needed to show up to both her games on Day 5 to get the WGM title. But she did more than that! In the first game, she faced GM Namig Guliyev (2481), higher-rated than anyone she ever defeated before, and she beat him! 🇵🇹😮 lichess.org/broadcast/gren… 📷: Baku

os teus pais chamarem-te Laura é crazy como assim tens L Aura off rip

y'all never listed to Future and it shows

BRIOSA SE JOGASSES NO CÉU LÁ IRIA SÓ PRA TE VER

*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

People are always talking about pre-cum, but what about post-cum? That gallon of dark green slime that oozes out ten minutes later. Why aren’t people always talking about that?!

A mouse hearing a secret: I’m sworn to squeakrecy

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

me when i'm kassadin and the botlane is 1-15

you ever talk to someone and just know their highest stat would be special defense

(first time discovering polyamory) oh i get it, like sonic heroes!

Estamos a oferecer três camisolas do PSG: uma do Nuno Mendes, uma do Vitinha e uma do João Neves! Só precisas de seguir B24 e Solverde.pt 🔞 + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Termina no dia 29/04. 👕

Kill. Him. With. The. Word. Pulverize.

Just did this to a nigga outside the corner store

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

the chorus on piña colada was a bit much

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers) naughty pilot (second plane) wait a tick