Trying something new in the cafe. open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

The gender today is the smell of potting soil and leather.

Coffee shop today Give this playlist a listen: You & Me open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

Excuse me. Just gonna lay here. On this poof. In the middle of the walkway.

The gender of the day is a ghostly fairy on a horse.

The gender of the day is a building of fearsome hawks.

Playing today: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

Quiet spooky in the cafe today. open.spotify.com/playlist/3vmRL…

No. This is a threat.

Today's gender is a numb, spectral spectre with magic rocks.

Ugh. Snow. How much trouble will I get in for 'cheating' and using a flame thrower?

Wow. You mean you're a sentient being and accept your weaknesses? Basically?

Still not as scary as Kylo. I'm totally lying.

The gender of the day is a vintage jean jacket.

The gender of the day is a kraken with magic rocks.

He's been very adorable lately. Learning to eat has been interesting.

Today's gender is a sensitive, boundless demon with a prophecy.