I wonder if there are any philosophers out there with their own stones? Philosophy is pretty fun. And the stones are really colorful!

Okuu is eating a lot of eggs all the time. I wonder where she keeps getting them from?

I keep mixing up Tokiko with Toriko all the time since she's a bird.

Rumia might not be the brightest, but she is my friend. <3

What's that Koa? The lightbulb is broken? Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Will someone please explain it to me once and for all? Is Seiga a cat or a hedgehog?

I invited Suika to vacuum the library carpet. Those black holes are really handy.

Are you done with that book yet? Can I have it?

You act like this is just a game to you. I can't believe you people!

People keep telling me it's bad to read in bad lighting. If that was true I would have gone blind hundreds of years ago.

I wrote all the articles on Wikipedia in every language. But no one believes me.

You should take good care of your books.

If you swallow a lot of air, will that make you an air-head? Maybe I should make this into an experiment? Let's write Cirno a letter.

One time I started writing new books to read after I realized I finished reading all the books in the library.

Yukari showed me a figure from the outside world that looked like me. Did someone try to clone me?

Sometimes I feel like someone is watching me, and then I hear snoring.

I heard many people have made books and songs about me. Am I really that popular?

Hush.. Don't tell anyone but library cards are actually spellcards released into the outside world..

If I hit you in the head with a book it's not because I want to hurt you. It's because I want to help you learn.

I was once playing some really nice music at a party. Then some crazy guy switched it for a song about bacon.. What is the world coming to?