Her name was Sidra Hassouna. She was just 12.

I swear some people are alive only thru spite

Commander says ACAB

I love this map purely because not even Ohio wants to claim Florida

A gathering of white people is called a Cracker Barrel

There's nothing like being alone with your thoughts during a power outage

This headline is wild

She was my bisexual awakening

"older people" 😭

Spent 4 hours in the ER with severe pelvic pain only to be told to go home and take ibuprofen. If that worked I wouldn't have fucking been there to begin with

"I love antiques because you can buy something that's haunted"

This dude never misses. Never.

I need a movie or show starring Jennifer Coolidge and Kathryn Hahn and I need it now

Remember that town in Alaska that elected a cat for their mayor? Maybe we could try that out for the presidency instead

This president stuff has me feeling like Ben Affleck

Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this. Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"