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I'm gonna live if I'm going to die. - The Coup / now ME.

Junior colleges are just as good, but a smaller portion.

I think I will go back on Facebook if you

IfYouWannaGoAndTakeARideWithMe...

Was going to follow We've Moved ⏩ @Comcast but didn't want to be put on hold. I got shit to do.

Truly hard to believe. m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59…

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Walgreens. "At the corner of happy and healthy". Ah yes, the corner of happy and healthy : where you buy drugs and snacks.

Heaven is chicken tenders every meal. I'm a simple man.

3.5 months of dieting and dropping 30 lbs destroyed by one unflattering pic on stage: The Timmy Whitzell story.

1 egg has 78 calories. A tbs of mayo has 57. An egg salad sandwich has @ 448 calories. 1 for every person nearby who finds you repulsive.

Start a fake conversation about boxing with some1, "you gonna watch that Singleton / Diego fight?",and see how long you can keep it going.

Sometimes I eat four halves of sandwiches one at a time rather than two whole sandwiches at once, so it can just be considered snacking.

America's Got Talent, & America runs on Dunkin, so by the transitive property, Talent runs on Dunkin.

Hey if #Mayweather wins I will give everyone who retweets this herpes

If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor is going to be a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it.