Bear Grills

Andrew on the first night in bed with coco #LoveIsland

Sometimes I love the internet 💀

Where’s John ya dad Bob then

Came home early from a night out as I had the shits, only to walk in on my mum eating my dad's arsehole. He was hanging off the sofa, legs aloft. Next day my mum tried to brush it off, saying she was looking for a splinter he had from the dinning room chair. Can't wash my brain.

I’m jon’d

Ode rufus

Who was that lad in market last night with dead nice golden locks

"Dos beers please, love. Grassy ass."

Managed to talk my girlfriend into becoming swingers because I wanted to fuck other girls. Went to one & she got mullered by about 10 different cocks whilst no woman even looked at me. She's desperate to go back. Worst thing I've ever done.

Hope she stays away from me 21 Meredith Drive Liverpool L7 2PG Door be left open after 8

McAssBeat hahahahahahha

Had to tell my partner that I was feeling too upset to have sex with her. When in reality I was too embarrassed that I had friction burn on my shaft from masturbating too much

Black bear casually joins a family picnic

Girls love saying fab

My partner thinks his sexual stamina is impressive, and it kind of is, but also makes me feel unattractive. One time I'd love him to be a one pump chump to make me feel like he can't resist me.

piers morgan telling people to leave schofield alone after all the years he’s harassed meghan markle tells you all you need to know about him really

Ya mum sells Avon, pass it on

Michael Jackson playing tennis 😂🎾

Who’s coming in oggin this week then. Cheers then ken biggly’d