life if Darlene Mitchell somehow wins this season

Everything in this decade is building up to an Ari Aster film starring Adam Sandler

How many Criterions I tell my fiancée I’m going to buy vs How many Criterions are actually in my cart

Brat summer really was the last good thing that will ever happen in this county. Trump 2 scared all the hoes away.

Calling her my winner pick from Day 1 when everyone saw her as an early out feels like I invested stocks in Apple

it’s hard to illustrate how it felt at the time if you were too young, but this happening right after the shock bernie primary win in michigan was a nuclear hopium bomb. it felt like the world was on the precipace of something better

Indianapolis should host every Final Four and every major event for the rest of time

me eating the darlene mitchell rupauls drag race season 18 winner chips #DragRace

As a Hoosier I just can’t help preparing myself for her to lose. This feels like the pacers making the finals all over again. I can’t take another heartbreak 😭

#yup

Willow Pill not top 5 🚮

Watching the last seconds of overtime in a thrilling, critical play-in game on Amazon

This is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen on here

She can fuck up deez balls too

Mind you she’s 35 here. I’ve yearned for mothers you could never imagine.

so confused why everyone is talking about this all of a sudden

This is the best basketball player who will ever live im sorry man lmao

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

11 Celtics points in the 4th quarter