I find this one in my saved files from time to time and it never gets old

This is probably the best Grimace Shake tiktok

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What is this absolute boll**** on Twitter right now? I’m suddenly losing followers whilst GB news races ahead by 20,000! If you think more should be watching my films & reports RT & follow. Let’s make sure the public get the unvarnished facts about this piece of crap Government

Whilst driving I will always look to drive over drains and manhole covers pretending they are the '? boxes' from Mario Kart. If the road is clear I imagine I have found a mushroom and speed up. I'm 39 this year.

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With news of Charles Martinet stepping down as Mario's voice actor, I'm reminded of a day in 2004. I was among those privileged to preview Nintendo DS, with Charles there charming & humorous as ever. Enjoy this clip from my personal archives (and ty Charles, for years of fun!)

So I found a website that does Pokemon fusions whats pretty cool, until you search Miltank. Here's a thread of the worst I could find:

my 9yo just wrote this fantastic joke: Q: What did the elephant say at the elephant party? A: “OK everyone, first we need to address the mouse in the room…”

The Game Has Changed.. I miss Solid Albums. 👊🏽

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Hey Currys Services, have a number of some naughty scammers that are pretending to be you if your interested...

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Leaked footage of THAT SCENE in FFVII Rebirth

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow