Watching a scorpion fight a centipede. Like the insect version of a punch up on the cobbles outside Last Orders.

Special exhibition charting phenomenal influence of 2000 AD to open at Orbital Space next month! 2000adonline.com/post/1327

It's official. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the next chapter of the Skywalker saga. This December. #TheLastJedi strw.rs/60198RpcU

That feeling when you're voted best British Comedy Guide series of the year by viewers #RedDwarfXI

This is the Ikea instruction manual for a coat hook. :/ I'm suddenly 12 years old again & dying to add just a single line. And hair

It's the end of an era. Wishing a happy retirement to the man who had a dream, a shed and a big tin of green paint.

I have private nicknames for several of my fellow commuters. I often wonder if they have one for me.

Some fantastic posters coming in for our Red Dwarf Creative Brief. Just 12 hours left to go! 😱 Full Brief: Bit.ly/PSRDXII Doug Naylor Craig Charles RL_ST Danny John-Jules Official UKTV U&Dave

Am currently playing Minecraft with my daughter... who is currently 6000 miles away. #bizarre

And she is yelling at me because I am so crap at it!

Mr Rat says "mmmm, yeah... he so warm and snuggly!" Genius! #RedDwarfXII

So yes, despite a 6 month absence, I'm back on Twitter. So let's have at it... but please, no politics.

#A628 #WoodheadPass is closed in both directions between the #A616 and #A57 due to severe weather conditions. Stranded HGV blocking all lanes and collision. Info ow.ly/F3K330hOXeV

Thundersnow Glossop #uksnow

Thundersnow! Rumbling in the background, with a strike on Mouselow. Snow coming down now. Hurrah for Glossop #UKsnow

Currently watching #reddwarf, drinking wine and looking forward to a day working at #blackdentrust tomorrow. Family asleep... just me and the Dwarfers. #happiness.

Glossop is now closed off to the outside world 😆😆😆... mad what snow can do!

Cars and lorries stuck going up Mottram Moor now #snow #Glossop

Archimedes, sitting under a tree, gets hit on the head by a bath (*pow*) and invents formica. Genuinely genius comedy. #reddwarf