Turns out I'll be completing my trilogy of humans with a girl. Wish me luck Twitter.

As a parent of multiple tiny people, looking at my sleep stats on the Fitbit makes for bleak reading.

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No Temporary Secretary? Come on man.

Paint it Matte Black #interiordesignsongs

I gone done made another baby.

You'll never believe it, he's ended up buying a dog at an auction by accident. #Minder #ITV4

It's becoming amusingly clear the shipment of off-brand carphones Arthur secured aren't the bargain he thought. #Minder #ITV4

Giving Minder a miss today, and pivoting to The Sweeney. Plenty of sprinting followed by grapling on wasteland. Nice to see a young Jacko from Brush Strokes playing a vulnerable young criminal, but disappointed that despite the inner city mileau, not one person of colour.

John Thaw had strong eyebrows. The hairs travel right up his forehead like they're seeking sunlight. A sign of strength. #TheSweeney

Turns out the robber was a woman all along.... that's the plot twist. #TheSweeney

Wish I hadn't paid for that past life regression therapy now. Some of the things I've done are unforgivable. As a Mongol warlord, I slaughtered thousands of women and children, and during the 70s I was a touring guitarist in Sweet.

It's like watching an Apprentice contestant do a task where they have to be the Prime Minister for a few weeks.

Maxine Carr Share #cursedsitcoms

Four people tagged me in a picture of Pat Butcher. And two people inboxed me about it. For better or worse, I am tied to Pat Butcher now in the minds of my Facebook friends, and I kinda like it.

Nice tumbler of breastmilk to round off the weekend.

Never been comfortable with the Blake's 7 theme tune. Too full on for me.

Breaking News: Americans just got hoodwinked by their government. They did not release the full Epstein files. What they just released is heavily redacted in order to protect the child sex traffickers that they should be prosecuting. There is no coming back from this. ⬇️