My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

Another little slice of calm... #NewMusic #NewMusicFriday #relaxation open.spotify.com/track/5dk1lAPX…

Last year, Southern Water released raw sewage into our waters for 317,285 hours, up 116% on the year before. Now they are asking Ofwat if they can put up our bills by a whopping 91% to pay for their failure? It's an outrage. What an absolute scam. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

It’s the end of the road.

The sleepy new tune Big Yawn is now available in all the usual places. #newmusic #relaxation #sleepy open.spotify.com/album/7sWvy8Cw…

National Service!🤣 You couldn't write it. 🔔🔚

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

Tattooist "What would you like?" Joe Hart "Gaffer tape"

That SDP Party Political Broadcast must've cost a fortune! #blockbuster

'Lullabies' is now streaming everywhere... #newmusic #relaxation #lullabies open.spotify.com/album/0QdoLlrz…

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

Vote tactically to end the people who created this #ToriesIntoThird

And there is @ofwat’s contemptuous sleight of hand exposed. Nothing but more insult for bill payers and customers. Southern Water bills up 60% by 2030. Welsh Water 40% Yorkshire Water 💧 36% Thames Water 💧 35% and on and on… They are truly taking us for fools!!!

The new single, 'You're Only Kidding Yourself' is now available in all the usual places... #NewMusic #NewMusicFriday #NewMusicAlert #NewRelease open.spotify.com/track/3yMpnO6T…

One of, if not the greatest sporting story of all time for me. Sir Lewis Hamilton is such a unique and inspiring character, overcoming every obstacle to become the greatest F1 driver of all time. Incredible story.

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

New billboard in Clacton. We’ve booked this one for six months and will update it every time the new Register of Members' Interests is published.

Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with" JR then demolishes Farage, ending with "You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"