unfortunately I may have to install Fortnite for the first time in 6 years

whoever named bongs got that shit right. those are definitely bongs

nightmare blunt rotation: - me after 5 drinks - that man i dated at 19 - bi awakening situationship - ex friend - me at 18

Young Hoe, Interrupted

He knows he’s getting neutered

i love smoking cigarettes when i go out because it's an easy way of looking cool while standing alone. also the nicotine addiction.

i get high in public and dig in my tote bag for 20 minutes

Is Candace Owens really going through a Frieren style plotline where she's slowly realizing Charlie Kirk was in love with her posthumously or is my friend schizophrenic? I think she's borderline shipping them and this is weird and confusing

About once a year I destroy my personal relationships and make extremely reckless financial choices and barely sleep and start drinking a ton but I don’t think its a “manic episode” I think sometimes im just like that

I can tell some of you didn't watch my little pony as children because you don't believe in friendship AT ALL

uninspired beige hate the walmart saleschads so much they were trying to talk to me about spectrum internet i said no thanks & they pointed at the nintendo switch game i had in my hands said “bro already got plenty of spectrum” & like 7 strangers laughed at me i went to the front bathroom & puked

my cat is so fucking chopped

“Why are you paying for school just to skip class?”

liberal…. liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl deaths forced government euthanasia

us bisexual niche internet micro celebrities gotta stick together in these trying times