sorry. I did it all wrong. I'll get it right next time. in the next life. where I live without regret and I always choose love. sorry I fucked up. I didn't mean to, really. sorry. we have to live the rest of our lives now. but I'll get it right in the next one. I promise you

Sky News is also wall to wall Charlie Kirk. The implications of the story are significant but the scale of U.K. coverage is questionable.

The book buying must stop until the book reading improves

i’m a chronic message reactor. i love reacting to messages. heart react. haha react. exclamation point react. i’ll hit you with all of em.

amazing they’re still doing this after failing to find efficiencies in any of their councils and, in fact, raising council tax

Ever since it was pointed out to me, I can’t unsee that “pressure piles on” and similar headlines calls “Calls for X to Y” are just the newspapers reporting their own opinions as if it were a factual observation about the state of the universe

truly insane the lengths the British state is going to in order to avoid even slightly inconveniencing pensioners.

blessed to be suffused with solar power for millions of years, a tiny % of it harvested by plants, a tinier % ingested as vegetation and stored in dinosaurs, a tinier % of their corpses eventually turned into oil ALL! SO! SLOWLY! and then we pissed it up the wall in a century

sadiq khan has beaten nick timothy, nigel farage, robert jenrick and matt goodwin to posting anything at all about the beginning of Holy Week today

Them: "What radicalised you..." Me:

you don’t really appreciate the saying “a hard pill to swallow” until you have a real pill that is hard to swallow. like yea wow this sucks

whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I'm gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer

No exit poll. No overnight count. No “big beasts” losing their seats in a community centre at 4am

if you want to be trad you should always be voting Green - being gay, trans, high on drugs and a bit Muslim has been the highest aspiration of the English since at the *latest* TE Lawrence. Reform like crypto and post-2008 grievance racism, which makes them dangerously futurist