[No, /they're/ not.] I only take it spiked. x.com/hipotionboy/st…

[They could live without it. Life is fleeting anyway.] Loads of times. [And, technically, they have—in their trusty vessel. Not just this one, of course.] x.com/hipotionboy/st…

Do consider the pathetic little "true king" /fainted/ before he could defeat me. That blasted Archaean delivered the final blow. But at least I didn't have to deal with that Niff nonsense. [Smirk.] And now I am free to do as I please with my Little Tide. Who is far more powerful.

[There is little else to live for these days. For now, the reason to bother is vengeance and power. Being a god only has so many perks.] I drink enough to sometimes quell the murderous thirst. There is no other reason to bother with drinking. x.com/hipotionboy/st…

Thank you, Charles. x.com/jxmescn/status…

FINALLY, SOME CHAOS!

Truly, though, this fantasy may be based on a reality, but who would be stupid enough to believe in Satan? [Looks again at some random paper.] Oh, I mean Santa. So sorry. [No, they're not.]

I /hate/ poetry.

[They stare at a Peruvian lily in one of their hands. When it is winter, they always keep some. Enchanted, saved from the harsh cold.] I still remember how much you loved these. How you would put so many in my hair, laughing...and now I will never hear it again.

The Tale of a Tragic Song ("A Little Star's Demise") Read: tl.gd/n_1sqc9ok

Love shook my heart Like the wind on the mountain Troubling the oak-trees.

A Calamitous Tide & Her Reckoning Read: tl.gd/n_1sqcr20

〖 Accept it 〗 ❈ 【 Rewrite fate 】 Read: tl.gd/n_1sqcr25

(LRTs)

Well, someone certainly hates for chaos to have fun.

// Apologies if it looks like I'm not following anyone, because I should be. Twitter tried to lock out your favorite pissed off fish noodle.

"And why, Great Serpent, do you hate humanity?" [Will Smith Pose to /this/ monstrosity.] x.com/vashtasticmagi…

[And yet—] Mayo sandwiches are just fine. They repulse people to the extreme. [It's hilarious.] [So what is wrong with mayo and spoons? Guess you'll never know. Not. Telling.]