Michael Tucker (@tichaelmucker) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Tucker

@tichaelmucker

I like being outside and can sleep literally anywhere. Birder sp. I miss 100% of the puns you don’t make. Ask me about a challenge you’re facing…or don’t.

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calendar_today20-09-2008 15:46:54

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I’m thrilled to be back at Hog Island for the Mountains to Sea Birding Camp for Teens. Lots of smiles after seeing puffins this morning!!

I’m thrilled to be back at Hog Island for the Mountains to Sea Birding Camp for Teens. Lots of smiles after seeing puffins this morning!!
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Alcohol but it makes you hypersensitive to sound and you want to talk to your friends at almost a whisper This round is on me

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Ok, so I had the kit to access the internet by rotary phone and figured out porn at 2400 baud but can’t get into Blue Sky ASCII art ftw?! 80085

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Waiting by the phone for that sweet Blue Sky invite then will keep milling around to bother my faves to come be with me there

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Having lived through numerous app deaths like Rdio and Apollo, this Twitter thing feels the most tragic. Fuck you, Elon. How utterly pointless.

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Finally, set your response to “Warmest regards,” or for an extra crispy email, send directly with “Lukewarm regards,” and cc: your supervisor.

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Jul 2023: Ugh, my kids have finally discovered Minecraft. I will remove them as they were. Aug 2023: “Children, I believe this to be the defining issue of your sweet lives. What can I do to help?” minecraftforum.net/forums/minecra…