Today feels like our generation's Woodstock. Hope Biden's first words are: "It's a free country from now on."

A good goal would be to live your life in way that the entire world doesn’t dance in the streets when you fail

John Kasich didn't deliver Biden votes, Black Women delivered Biden the White House. Remember that when you are inviting folks to the table. Please.

If sci-fi is science fiction, then that would make wi-fi . . . . wi-ence fiction?

Jeff Bezos net worth in 2009: $6,800,000,000 Jeff Bezos net worth in 2020: $183,800,000,000 Federal minimum wage in 2009: $7.25 Federal minimum wage in 2020: $7.25 If this doesn't convince you our economy is rigged, I don't know what will.

Even if that guy was able to miraculously flip Georgia, he would STILL LOSE.

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

just a few more days...

Biden, you’re a firework!!

I’m loving Bruce Castor Jr.‘s Neil Hamburger impression. #Why

But what if I don’t want to rejoin society?

Zoom saw its profits increase 4,000% last year. But, wait for it, paid no federal income taxes. Zero. Folks, the system is rigged.

More like “Only Executive Producers in the Building”.

#rhobh This season went to 11.

I lie in bed awake every night wondering if the aunt who owned the truck that helped Jen Shah flee the authorities is the same aunt that caused Jen to “smell like hospital.” #RHOSLC

A co-worker just requested that everyone display their title next to their name on slack so now I’m Tia Ayers Sleeping Angel. Does that clear up the hierarchy for you?

Just contemplated airdropping a list onto this piece of paper.

My co-worker got a flat tire on her bike and sent me a photo of her whereabouts: a high rise building in DTLA. So naturally I assumed it was the bike hospital.

Future Clickbait: Find out the wordle for the day you were born and what it says about you!

You can buy the perfect foundation from Instagram but it still requires that you apply it to your face. And that’s a task I’m not willing to complete.