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Ethan Jacobs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@ethanjacobslaw

Intellectual property lawyer and commercial litigator. My tweets are not legal advice.

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Utah Union Man πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ(@Utah_UnionMan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Further, there is not now, there never has been, and there never will be a 'they did it first' defense to war crimes. And reciprocity is not and enforcement mechanism of the laws of land warfare either.

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Ethan Jacobs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(@ethanjacobslaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Andrew Fleischman It’s time to leave.
β€œThe Moral Case for No Longer Engaging With Elon Musk’s X”
bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

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Phillips P. OBrien(@PhillipsPOBrien) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Also, I’m reluctant to tweet lots here and help generate income for a man who seems to revel in cruelty. I’m leaning towards a system of making the occasional announcement here, when something important appears. However will try to keep the interaction to substack and πŸ’™ sky.

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legalnerd(@alegalnerd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As I said over 6 years ago, the dude should have held his head in shame and crawled under a rock for the remainder of his life for what he did.

As I said over 6 years ago, the dude should have held his head in shame and crawled under a rock for the remainder of his life for what he did.
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Ethan Jacobs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(@ethanjacobslaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A great recent influx of people there. I still have codes for anyone who needs. We don’t need to have our conversations on the crypto-Nazi’s app.

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DaSkrubKing(@DaSkrubKing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

losing an F-35 because the pilot put it on autopilot before ejecting and then not being able to track it because it's too good of a stealth fighter is probably the funniest possible fuck-up in modern military history

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Raffi Melkonian(@RMFifthCircuit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some lawyers I've worked for have an instinctive need to strike any part of a brief that sounds conciliatory. For example, claims that the other side's argument is superficially appearing, or has some force, or is understandable. It's this extremist attitude that 1/

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JRR Jokien(@joshcarlosjosh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Aaron Rodgers bathed in a vat of Ivermectin prior to last night's game in order to become impervious to injury, sadly his personal trainer held him by the ankle as he dunked him in the tank.

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JRR Jokien(@joshcarlosjosh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

entering the weekend by shifting from goblin mode (hunched over typing away at my little workstation in my dark cave) to hobbit mode (eating, drinking, napping, minding my own business, loving peace and quiet, and good tilled earth, and sharing a love of things that grow)

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Andrew Fleischman(@ASFleischman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guys. It fucking sucks being sued. It doesn't matter if the lawsuit is bullshit. And whatever little flicker of catharsis you might get finding something out in discovery, it doesn't hold a candle to just living your life without talking to a lawyer every day.

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Julia Ioffe(@juliaioffe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A story:

I've had an online stalker since 2019. He is a former Army Ranger that did time for assaulting a federal officer, who told me 'they should put your ass to sleep.' In 2020, he won early release bc Covid, at which point he started emailing me about 'a Covid 19 date.' 1/

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