Me every time I meet someone new

how did they know he's single?

excuse me you want me to do WHAT

not actually going to MFW but THE SEASON IS HERE and i DO look super hot in it

QC canna laws are such that you can't get ediblez that are too enticing to children (like gummies, chocolates), so your options are infused dried figs, beets, beef jerky....and psychoactive poutine sauce

(flaky) back tattoo + black thong combo goes HARD

cabaret show tonight

adhd is fun bc i need structure or my life falls apart but also the structure needs to change every three to four business months or i forget it exists

(completely normal amount of enthusiasm for public transit)

vacation mood where all i wanna do today is suck d*ck

angel baby and her wings

fuck i love women

Wonder what he’s thinking

We're ESPECIALLY open to writers who work normal working class jobs, are out of work, or can't work cos of disabilities. Too much short fiction is written by the professional managerial class and caters to centrist liberal sensibilities. We've really got to change it man.

me: i play D&D for the joy of it me playing D&D:

VERY FITTING THAT TO BE SMITTEN COMES FROM THE WORD SMITE. THIS LOVE HATH STRUCK ME, SUNDERED ME, HATH LEFT ME BROKEN AND BEATEN ON THE FLOOR. I LOVETH THEE.