the unmatched energy of this post

network engineer mf always got an Ethernet cable running down their hallways if you knew any of them because WiFi is quite frankly in contravention of God

5 years ago today on Halloween, Orange Cassidy wrestled Priscilla Kelly while SWAPPING ATTIRES. 😭

My mail carrier dressed up as a dog with a postman biting his leg is the best thing I've seen today.

an acquaintance asked how i am and i was initially planning to say “can’t complain” but that isn’t true so i pivoted instead into “could complain but won’t” which was not well received

a red wheel barrow is literally so important

Butterfly fancy dress costume by House of Worth, 1912. Whitaker Auctions.

Most iconic costume I saw tonight was a 4 year old who was dressed as the Virgin Mary, being followed by a harried mom dressed as the angel Gabriel who Really wanted us to know that her daughter was just. Really into Mary. And insisted on them being Mary and Gabriel specifically

Oh rings for men. Rings for men for 1000 years

Donate 10GB to Gaza and I'll personally send you a 6x6inch portrait of your cat, dog, ferret, hamster, bunny, lizard, etc. for free! Just message me proof of purchase and your address.

Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together

respectfully, you do not got that lizard

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

crying at this. i love humans sometimes

Alice i have a text-image app and time on my hands