TONIGHT: Kevin travels to Surrey where Reuben and Pikachu are building a terrorist cell made from Greggs Steak Bakes. #GrandDesigns

#GrandDesigns

NEXT WEEK: Kevin travels to Clacton where Nigel Farage is building a spectacular Balinese resort style mansion that he will never use. #GrandDesigns

They're project managing themselves. #GrandDesigns

Pip had Great Expectations. #GrandDesigns

NEXT WEEK: Kevin travels to Chester where Figgy and Michelle are building a Bauhaus-inspired white cuboid made from reinforced whimsy #GrandDesigns

THIS WEEK: Kevin travels to Birmingham where Dave and Bab are building a Wicker Man made from 17,000 tonnes of rubbish bags.  #GrandDesigns

NEXT WEEK: Kevin travels to the Wye Valley where Graham and Cricket are building a Manhattan loft-style cow shed made with the bottled up hatred they have for each other. #GrandDesigns

Great to see Gary Barlow’s son turn up at the #VE80 celebrations

Please retweet to help find the owner or a rescue shelter space for this stray/abandoned dog found #COVENTRY #UK -Now in a council pound 🐶💔 This council will not allow the public to adopt. FOUND DOG: Female AREA FOUND: Widdicombe Road STRAY DOG NUMBER: 35/25 IF THIS IS YOUR

Roses are Red Violets are ace

PRETEND You're a professional tennis player by shaking your fist at your mum. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

"Farewell & adieu to you fair Spanish ladies" #ENGvSPA

There are not that many songs about rainbows. Do you think that Kermit the Frog has been gas lighting us?

U R suing peace?

Sheffield completely destroyed. It was like watching Threads all over again. #PUSB

"cause I'm a bloody bloke!" Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

Legend.