coors banquet and magic mushrooms burp is an experience hundreds of degenerates share

The top classes have bred us out. At first, there were enough of us to outnumber them, they would eventually need to bring in lower class blood. but thats been happening for long enough that they can successfully cut off the lower and middle class and still breed

until our taxes cease to be a neverending slushfund for god worshiping pedophillic elites, i fear this nightmare may never end

I think we live in humanless world. our goals and incentives so outside what human life has meant for hundreds of thousands of years. there is no baseline there is no man

No Iranian ever spiked my cortisol levels

i phone fucking my fucking ass right now fuck you tim apple choke on cocks until you die rat bastard

apple making me send in a hole print to confirm my identity fuck u

"Oh wow! you know ur username and ur password too! now suck my cock or you cant login." pretty much basically whats happening to me

apple genius making me mash his weird misshapen penis before i can use my new phone

just got breathalyzed trying to log into my new iphone. have to wait two days to try again because i had one beer 12 hours ago fuck you

Hit me up on G-mail!!

Trash boy like, drowned him... then he ran up the river!

Need 2 quit drinking and hopping on indeed

If that job posting don't mention working in OSHA regulated sound environments then I don't want it! 和

finger smells like vomit for a legitimately unknown reason, and it makes me gag everytime i pick my nose. what the hells goin on, USA?

using the computer is very fun i havent done this since i was 12

My grandparents thought i died and it was very hard to go to new travel destinations but other than that not having a phone is awesome

kids would taunt me with "bros pep nips tho" so much in elementary school that i thought it was my name.

New guy is a BBC MRA "Bald By Choice Mens Rights Activist"

used PTO to spend my day walking through snowfall and i got my phone working again and i got a really nice job offer that pays more TGIF kiss me im irish