THE FAT DRUNK BASTARD IS BACK!

WHERE THE DRUNKEN TIT IS @RhllorsLord GET OVER HERE YOU SOD!

@Ayla_Dondarrion *Licks lips* You have awoken the priest.

@RhllorsLord @Ayla_Dondarrion Ooooooh Beric, you know me too well.

@Ayla_Dondarrion @RhllorsLord Eeexhuse me! But I spent the night with my bottle of wine.

@Ayla_Dondarrion @RhllorsLord Ber, explain to your rather sexy sister that I am not fat.

@Ayla_Dondarrion @RhllorsLord #AWinkyWink

@Ayla_Dondarrion @RhllorsLord

@RhllorsLord @Ayla_Dondarrion Well shit.

@TheaRiven Thank you for the follow my lady. #DrunkThanks

Where's that sod, @RhllorsLord BERIC WE NEED TO COOK!

For Leo DiCaprio not winning the Oscar this year #BlameCersei (this tweet needs @KingAerysBane 's approval)

Thorosberg from Breaking Braavos. Or Breaking Baratheon

That was a horrible joke. Ignore.

@RhllorsLord Fine, fine. Let's go find some food, wenches, and wine, then.

*Takes of armour and begins to flail lake a Dothraki at a house warming party* Shake that booty bitches.

@RhllorsLord *Whines* You're no fun anymore Beric. *Takes money for self*

I don't celebrate Leprechaun Day because it isn't red. 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Blarg.

Someone entertain my drunk, sodden ass.