Of course. He especially loves her articles on himself. Good. He hopes to keep it that way~. He'll give a call.

Huffs. Where is Lockhart so he can hex him?

Good. There can only be one.

Star. Oh. They are? It feels like background noise to him.

Ugh. Shut up. He's not overshadowed by that... overrated liar.

I'm in the news weekly, a best selling author, kids have my name on Quidditch jerseys... What have you done with your life again?

Anything to make a fan's day.

... Oh. What's that? Please no requesting him to be her date to a ball. He gets a lot of those.

Because... he doesn't deserve the adoration. Hmpf.

Offers her some muggle money to wipe her eyes with.

It was a pleasure, Belby.

N-No, of course... not. But it'd be a real waste not to put him in the paper. Ahem.

She kidding? He's an Auror, he's got stories. Also - inventing wise. He's devising a new spell. Don't get him started on his modelling career.

He also has a complicated past with a secret son... but some stories are best left unopened.

BEST LEFT UNOPENED.

"I don't have any tissues on me, so this was the best I could do."