what the hell

i will be sat

bring me on your podcast i have nothing to say

first day of summer i WILL be watching high school musical 2 do not get it twisted

said, “thank you very much i appreciate it” after giving the debt collector my money

oh i’m just gonna take it easy tonight and have an alcohol infused mocktail

coworker told me her fiancé is suicidal bc he did something really bad to her and i said, “well maybe he shou-….” mind you, it was my first day

i really need a mom or a mom and i want a dad so badly i can have my mom be a dad

“so… are you one of those?” - a straight guy asking if i’m gay

girl @ the bar: “hey, my friend thinks you’re cute. do you want to dance with her?“ me: “no, but she will” *points to kae*

what is it girl tell me!

realizing i’ve never seen a mr beast video but this shit rules

so u can make jokes about my non-fictional boyfriend hitting me, but i can’t make a joke about meeting your fictional god at the college hometown bar??

nobody’s answering my facetime guess i’ll just move on

this st pattys bar crawl will fix me i think

uber driving said, “good morning” to me at 2:45am……. it felt targeted and pointed

The ultimate tool user.

“you weren’t even a vegetarian you just ate snacks”

indiegogo.com/projects/cocon… :))))))))))) hey gang i wanna make a movie