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In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i'm sure

the US only touts feminism when they’re committing atrocities and are desperate enough for support to appeal to our half of the population

GODDAMN

“I’m sorry I brought you into this world”

“Mario I touched your toe You DON’T have it.”

“I was talking hella shit I was talking abt redlining”

My Most Powerful “Whatever Bro.” Ever.

“What’s my grandson’s name? Mustang?”

“Bitch you LOVE pissing.”

My physics professor told us that the closest we ever come to touching someone is if we spend a lot of time skin to skin, say spooning naked for hours a night for years, an atom making up the surface of the cells of our skin may at some point “jump” to the other person’s skin

GUYS GUYS GIYS We can move to Bluesky now they have Drafts 😍🤤

“my coke dealer and his pregnant wife”

you guys are we still using this Fuck Ass app