If Doug Burgum believed in the founding ideals, he would not have signed legislation that took civil rights from anti-LGBTQ+ and healthcare from pregnant people.

Yo, Doug, Fargo's going through something right now.

a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

We’re a Premiere Video family. The kids section was in the corner. Until they rearranged and that spot became the porn room.

In yet another astonishing development, Bismarck has opened its first tramp park.

sorry we’re not doing “apolitical” anymore. Just say you’re a horrible person and go

Few people read Bette Grande’s tripe on our website, but I have to point out this gem from today’s effort:

The two “Broadway in Bismarck” shows this season were Jesus Christ Superstar and Pretty Woman. Or “sex-workers-put-up-with-the-chaos-caused-by-a-powerful-man-that-is-somehow-unaware-everyone-is-trying-to-exploit-him”

[to the tune of Bowling for Soup’s “1985”] since when did cream rinse become conditioner?

I've found my new email sign-off.

actually babe, you can't get mad at me. that was an official act

just to recap: Scotus this term has said the president is king, the administrative state is dead, and bribing public officials is ok. The justices have created a powderkeg, where people can't solve their problems through the government or hold anyone in charge accountable.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

Hey can someone do something.

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out

mr president wake up it's time for crimes

these people literally just want a drag show