WHAT

this has been an insanely annoying day to be on twitter my god

❥ hazel ︻デ═一 baseball is so good because it has the highest incidence of Random Fuckass Events occurring

everybody read the ancient texts #JackZimmermannDidItFirst

these are really strong

the chickpea pokemon 😭😭😭😭😭 so cute

from what i can understand, what happened on snl tonight was basically this

it fucking rocks that we have a beloved mainstream celebrity who used to be a professional clown. this mf was doing red nose and mask work in a dance studio.

hold on he’s so hot. get those flops outta the way i wanna see the real star

i’ve read and reread this like 5 times. what do you mean

kofi jerseys!

schaef looks so much like florian to me so this came to me Like a Vision

from the river to the sea Israel will bat .183