Life update: It does get better

main motivator for getting a job is the prospect of purchasing a burger on a nigh daily basis

buns. Meat. cheese. ketchup. lettuce. Sauce. It's that simple folks

I have insider info that the next big health trend is seed oils

i love baal and beelzebub and other such critters of the night

just brewed some potions

Satan appeared and ate my ass, which didn't convince me to join his side but it was good in the moment

Realest shit he's ever said #Woof

(sexual alexander hamilton) i'm hung fappy and horny

coke zero kisses you on the mouth with tongue, while diet coke pecks you on the cheek then slaps you. And I stand indecisive between them, bricked the fuck up

they're saying i'm the first ethical bullfighter

jerking off at night, And I'm howling at the goon

i just wanted to see what the game looked like on CRT man

enjoying some cockolate clit coochies

whacking my nuts with a large Charlie Brown mug

born to shrimp, forced to chicken

r/tooafraidtoask Hey guys how to I get rid of split ends on my pubes

milk goes crazy when paired with cookies

normie: perhaps i'll drink a white monster me: a white monster? heh. you mean donald trump? Think before you speak, folks.