Nobody: Me: why yes I DID crochet a babybel

"Smoke over Birkenau" is a powerful book. Superbly written and profoundly moving.

This is just part of what Keir Starmer has delivered in his first 100 days 👇

No, I would hate to live next to a racist who actively creates hatred and division.

It's going to be pretty icky watching Jenrick and Badenoch trying to out-Nazi each other over the next few weeks

Bastardly and Muttley… The Wacky Racists

FACT: Immigrants pay more in taxes than they get in benefits.

tfw you block a former boss on linkedin because they keep scoping your profile and you find it, frankly, flipping creepy.

#TrumpIsACunt #JaneyGodley

Brilliant news for Labour

Word of the day is ‘laughter-lit’ (19th century): animated and restored by laughing alongside others. That is what Janey Godley gave to many of us.

Amen to this

Parents escaping when the child has fallen asleep , who can relate x.com/visualfeastwan…

That's great! It's a win-win then. You don't miss them and they don't miss you. Everyone's happy.

Frosty

I was just on the Easyjet EZY8084 from Palma to Gatwick. Once we got on board we got an air traffic delay. The captain came out and explained the situation and invited anyone with children who wanted to use the 45 minutes delay to come and visit the cockpit. Once we took off

Telegraph columnist Isabel Oakshott , who lives in Dubai asks an interesting question ; Why has much of the UK got a hosepipe ban but the desert kingdom of Dubai which hasn’t seen a drop of rain in a year, hasn’t? Over to you Southern Water.

Kelvin, making the case for state-owned utilities.

It's ★★★★ for Absurd Hero in our latest round-up of Edinburgh Fringe musicals and opera reviews, which also includes Wilde | Level Up! | Webber! and more. trib.al/bR0XMPP