i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

I’d like to expose everyone to the short sweet time that Patti LuPone had twitter

absolutely soaking in and absorbing and contemplating the new wicked trailer and ... who is this diva

i can’t believe the best rom com of 2024 is an 11 minute promo interview between amelia dimoldenberg and andrew garfield

Sam Gold’s R&J: would that, at the clerb, we could all be but fam

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

giliann do yall think charli feels like oppenheimer rn w that “kamala IS brat” tweet

“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” ok. I am the one who knows you. I am the one who cares. I am the one who's always been there. I am the one who's helped you

nowadays people are scared to watch musicals, but they will forever be fun and charming to watch!

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Some of us have been saying this will happen for months - years even. Almost no one wanted to hear it. almost no one wanted to listen. I'm not trying to say "i told you so" but I am begging you guys to stop blindly trusting democrats.

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.