Rleckon/Sethlix [ ...oh. everything would make a lot more sense right about now, if hunk’s brain wasn’t Totally Short-Circuiting. what??? how??? WHY?? not that he wasn’t kindasecretlyhoping for this, he’s just Shocked. ] Oh! Um... thank you? —Wait, shit, that is NOT a proper response, ohmygod—

get up and go drink some water

//jokes on yall I've been doing this for three days now

Pidge and I will be moving to a farm effective immediately in order to practice social distancing

awww why not?

It fucking suuuuucks, right?

You all think this is a joke? A funny ha-ha? You think the Garrison hasn’t paid me enough to already own property?? I’m out there.

get fired, works wonders, it has to-

we're gonna be farm spouses!!!!!

maybe.

Stop giving away my secrets-

...fair.

it's one-thirty am and ymca is blasting in my head what the fuck

How to piss off your boyfriend with one word: thanks

//who woulda guessed that 3 years later, "thanks" would still be cursed

moss

Vile. Get a job. You’re disgusting

in other news I no longer have to take the expired in 2012 ibuprofen

//me: mentions I'm upset at my program being cancelled mom: get over it!! omg whiny bitch me, more bitter: well now I'm never getting over it fuck u

damn can't believe there was a confession less romantic than the time I told hunk I liked him and he just said thanks