If I ever go to White Castle for a crab cake slider... just shoot me. Matter of fact if I ever eat anything called a "shrimp nibbler" just cut my head off on the spot. Thank you

// now this... this is some of my finest work

One at a time. That’s what the old man says. ⚙️ indie brigitte lindholm ⚙️ mostly sfw ⚙️ new to verse ⚙️ by mars

Who took the udon noodles from my pantry

❝Happy birthday Pit!, I uh… I think this belongs to you.❞

You underestimate my auto-translator. Earth languages? Peh. Easy peasy.

Awh, man, that’s actually a good point… maybe I’ll just have you help me out? How bad could it be. I’m humble enough to share my kitchen sometimes.

My high fives *are* kinda legendary.