Your first mistake in life as a woman, is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing.

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

You know who didn’t betray Jesus during his most trying times….. the women.

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

in a world full of rooms, be the elephant

Princess LIL BIT 💫 What the fuck? You could’ve googled before typing this stupid shit

I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time" What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

iPhone letting you scan a document with just your camera instead of needing a printer. Underrated feature fr. 😂

Sending that risky text in the morning to reduce my screentime for the day>>>>>>>>

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

LinkedIn: someone looked at your profile Also LinkedIn:

You can decide to starve & not feel guilty for starving another person.

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

One thing about women: they can have a breakdown at 2 AM and still lead meetings professionally at 9